(FROM VARIETY) – Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane has joined Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson, and Alan Arkin in Marley & Me, Fox 2000's adaptation of John Grogan's bestselling memoir. David Frankel (The Devil Wears Prada) is directing the movie, about an ambitious reporter (Wilson) who moves with his wife (Aniston) to Miami for a newspaper job and decides to adopt a puppy before starting a family. The dog, Marley, starts out as a cute, little Lab puppy but grows up to be quite a handful, barreling through their home, eating everything in sight, and even getting booted out of obedience school. Dane plays the reporter's best friend, who helps talk him into getting the dog. Shooting starts this month. The last feature projects for Dane, who plays Dr. Mark ''McSteamy'' Sloan on Grey's, were 2006's X-Men: The Last Stand and Open Water 2: Adrift. (Variety)
You better leave the room Team Aniston, current members: 3, because this seems like another empty Jennifer Aniston non-role to me. Aniston needs to be really careful about her public image, and I think she needs to get more strategic. Angelina is a globe-trotting, do-gooding, iraqi-storming, indie spirit nominated actress who moonlights as a heavenly vessel, who will soon bear forth the human messiah that is growing in her immaculate billy bob-free womb....all this while Aniston is signing up to play mother to a dog!
a dog!
named Marley.
sick!
Owen has an attempted-suicide get out of jail free card on this one, so you know all the blame's gonna fall on Aniston here.
Give a dog a bone, er, give that dog a break!
Alan Arkin be warned!!!!!!
Now, I'm hoping this blog post can turn into a discussion forum. Let's discuss in the comments below.
Peace, Love & E freaks,
Brian
p.s. Anyone got a plastic bag for her?
3 comments:
who the fuck needs to see an over stylized remake of Beethoven? With a lot of over done hair dos?
UGH.
What makes me so angry about this is they don't even say who's going to play Marley. I mean, the movie's only called "Marley & Me," for Christ's sake. This is typical Hollywood nonsense, believing that the public only cares about human actors.
Sounds like an Oscar waiting to happen.
(As you can see, I took your advice and made my very own blog. I'm growing up.)
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